Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 30, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Malcolm Kelly! You might have had a short NFL run due to injuries, but your legendary freestyle rap after the 2006 Big 12 Championship still remains undefeated. While some wide receivers are remembered for touchdowns and highlight reels, you're forever immortalized in locker room rhymes—truly timeless!

Though your playing days ended early with Washington back in '11, you've shown resilience off-field that's worth celebrating today. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as that epic post-game flow brought fans everywhere.

Cheers to another year of greatness beyond football—and may all life's passes land perfectly into your hands!