Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 27, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Manuel Neuer! The only goalkeeper who makes strikers reconsider their career choices. Whether you're pulling off impossible saves or casually dribbling past opponents halfway up the pitch, you've redefined what it means to guard a goal. Your legendary performances in Bayern Munich's treble-winning seasons and Germany’s unforgettable 2014 World Cup triumph have left fans speechless—and forwards frustrated.

Here's wishing you another year filled with gravity-defying dives, fearless sweeper-keeper adventures, and maybe even scoring that elusive goal yourself (we wouldn't put it past you!). Keep inspiring us all by making extraordinary look ordinary—just don't scare your defenders too much!