Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on April 30, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Marc-Andre Ter Stegen! The man whose reflexes are quicker than a German autobahn and whose saves have left strikers scratching their heads since your Borussia Monchengladbach days in 2011. From Bundesliga brilliance to becoming Germany's trusted guardian between the posts in 2012, you've consistently proven that goalkeeping is indeed an art form.

Whether it's your gravity-defying dives or calm composure under pressure, you make stopping goals look easier than pronouncing "Borussia Mönchengladbach." Here's wishing you another year filled with clean sheets, spectacular saves, and fewer awkward moments explaining how to spell your name correctly. Prost und alles Gute zum Geburtstag!