Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on October 13, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Marc-André Bergeron! Watching you zoom across the ice faster than most forwards was a treat—in fact, we're still checking instant replays from your Edmonton Oilers debut in 2002-03 to understand how you made skating backward look easy. Your slapshot could probably pierce goal nets and possibly break sound barriers—truly an iconic talent!

As we celebrate another year of speed and skills, let's toast to your timeless legacy on ice—making defenses nervous since day one. May this birthday bring celebrations as quick-paced as your memorable rushes down the rink; just be careful cake doesn't slow down those lightning-fast strides!