Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 13, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Marcell Dareus! From your first-round draft pick debut with the Buffalo Bills in 2011 to bulldozing through offensive lines and earning that well-deserved All-Pro nod in 2013, you've tackled life head-on—literally. Your opponents still wake up sweating from nightmares of you charging toward them.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic sacks, unstoppable tackles, and fewer quarterbacks brave enough to face your wrath. Keep dominating on the field—and remember: age is just a number; greatness like yours never retires (it only gets scarier). Cheers to more legendary moments ahead!