Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on August 31, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Marcia Clark! From courtroom legend to captivating author and TV personality, you've proven that justice—and a sharp wit—never go out of style. Your relentless pursuit during the O.J. Simpson trial made you an icon; your insightful commentary in "O.J. Simpson: Monster or Myth?" reminded us all why you're still one step ahead.

Whether it's dissecting complex cases with razor-sharp precision or charming audiences on screen, your brilliance continues to shine brighter each year (and we're pretty sure even Judge Ito would agree). Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer objections and more celebrations—you've earned it!