Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on May 28, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Senator Marco Rubio! May your day be filled with more joy than that unforgettable sip of water during the 2013 State of the Union response. Your eloquence and passion have certainly left a lasting impression—almost as memorable as your hydration break!

From championing conservative values to becoming known as the crown prince of the Tea Party movement, you've navigated political waters (pun intended) with determination and resilience. Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of laughter, relaxation—and perhaps an extra bottle or two nearby for any future speeches.

Cheers to another year ahead; stay hydrated out there!