Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on July 08, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Marcus Chong! May your day be as epic and timeless as your unforgettable role in "The Matrix." Your portrayal of Tank remains iconic—after all, who else could make operating a hovercraft look so effortlessly cool? Even Neo needed you to upload kung fu skills; clearly you're the unsung hero behind humanity's survival!

Here's hoping this birthday brings more excitement than dodging bullets or unplugging from virtual realities. Keep inspiring us with that charisma and talent we've admired since Zion first called for backup. Enjoy celebrating another year outside the simulation—we're glad you've chosen reality (and cake)!