Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 02, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Mardy Gilyard! From your dazzling days at Cincinnati University—where defenders chased you like kids chasing an ice cream truck—to being drafted by the St. Louis Rams in 2010, you've always known how to make a memorable entrance (and exit) on the field.

Whether it was that electrifying kickoff return or those gravity-defying catches, fans still reminisce about your highlight reels as if they happened yesterday. Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than outrunning defensive backs ever did—and fewer tackles from overly enthusiastic friends and family members!

Cheers to another year of greatness, laughter, and avoiding unnecessary roughness penalties!