Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on September 12, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Maria! Here's to the queen of wit, charm, and impeccable timing—someone who can turn even a casual coffee spill into comedy gold. From your flawless comedic performances on stage to your effortless ability to light up every room you enter, you've been dazzling us all year with laughter and style.

Congratulations on all your recent successes—your brilliant endeavors continue uplifting audiences everywhere. Whether it's directing memorable plays or simply cracking hilarious jokes at just the right moment (usually when everyone else is silent), you are truly unforgettable. Have an extraordinary birthday celebration; keep inspiring smiles wherever life takes you!