Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on October 08, 1992)

Happy birthday, Maria Joao Koehler! Who knew we'd all grow up dreaming of cake and presents, but you'd dream about slicing tennis balls like a flourless chocolate torte? Becoming Portugal's No. 1 player in November 2012 proved you've always had impeccable timing—both on your returns and the candles you effortlessly blow out every year.

Your powerful serve has made fans cheer wildly; opponents tremble slightly—and just between us—it probably scared away gravity too at some point! May this day bring laughter louder than stadium cheers and happiness deeper than clay court footprints. Keep swinging strong, champ!