81 years old (Born on August 15, 1943)
Happy birthday, Maria! Another fabulous year and you're still younger than the jokes we share. From your incredible karaoke performances at last year's party—who knew someone could perfectly imitate Beyoncé while holding pizza?—to your recent success on that important project, let's face it: you make adulthood look accidentally graceful.Seriously though, whether acing major challenges at work or dancing awkwardly into our hearts every weekend, you're consistently amazing. May this next chapter bring unforgettable adventures (and just enough hilarious mishaps to keep things interesting). Cheers to always keeping life vibrant and funny; here's hoping today is as legendary as you are!