Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on March 27, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Mariano Rajoy! May your special day be as memorable and timeless as your legendary quotes—because who else could remind us that "a plate is a plate" with such profound clarity? Your unique way of stating the obvious has forever brightened Spanish politics.

From Minister of the Interior to Prime Minister, you've navigated Spain through challenging times with resilience (and some unforgettable humor). Whether it's brisk walks or parliamentary debates, you always kept things interesting. Today we celebrate not just another year older—but wiser too. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer complicated questions and more simple joys!