38 years old (Born on May 19, 1986)
Happy Birthday, Mario Chalmers! The man whose defense was tighter than Shaq squeezing into a compact car. From your clutch three-pointer in the 2008 NCAA Championship to locking down opponents during Miami Heat's epic championship runs—your defensive hustle made you unforgettable.We still remember that iconic moment when LeBron gave you "the look," but hey—you've got two NBA rings and countless steals under pressure; that's legendary status right there. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching opposing guards panic whenever they saw number 15 step onto the court. Keep ballin', Rio—we salute your timeless swagger!