Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on July 15, 1954)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Mario Kempes—the fearsome "El Toro" himself! With those thunderous goals and flowing locks, you charged through defenses across Europe with unstoppable grace, clinching back-to-back Pichichi scoring trophies and leaving goalkeepers trembling. Your roaring presence on the pitch remains a timeless inspiration for strikers everywhere.

From dominating stadiums in Spain to lighting up Argentine celebrations, your stylish play at the 1978 World Cup still echoes in football folklore. Another year strong, still a champion of charisma—may your day be as electrifying as your glorious runs down the field. Here's hoping no birthday cake can contain El Toro!