Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on June 12, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Mark Calcavecchia! Another swing 'round the sun and still going strong—clearly your humor ages better than mine. As we celebrate you today, let's remember 1989 at Royal Troon; that playoff victory at The Open Championship remains legendary. Considering you've got more PGA Tour wins (13!) than most folks have golf balls left in their bags after a tough round—you've clearly mastered both drives and punchlines.

Here's hoping this year's celebration brings just as much joy—but maybe slightly fewer bunkers. Keep hitting fairways with style and celebrating birdies like they're candles on your cake! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead, Mark!