Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on March 16, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Mark Carney! From steering Canada's finances to navigating the Bank of England through turbulent economic waters, you've proven that interest rates aren't your only specialty—you're also an expert at aging gracefully. Clearly, inflation doesn't apply to you!

Whether it's balancing budgets or calming markets with a single speech, your financial wizardry has become legendary. Your career trajectory—from Ottawa's corridors to London's halls—is impressive enough to make even currency jealous.

Here's wishing you another year filled with booming returns and minimal volatility. May your personal stock continue rising steadily—and may cake consumption remain recession-proof today!