Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on June 28, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Markiplier! Another year older and still screaming at pixels—truly an inspiration to us all. From your legendary Five Nights at Freddy's jump scares to those hilarious rage quits in Getting Over It, you've given millions of fans countless laughs (and probably a few nightmares). Your dedication to charity livestreams proves you're not just gaming royalty but also the internet’s favorite big-hearted goofball.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer glitches, more epic victories, and plenty of cake that isn't secretly haunted or rigged with impossible challenges. Keep being awesome—and remember: if life gets tough, just respawn!