Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on September 21, 1957)

Happy birthday to the great Mark Levin—the Constitutional whisperer whose passionate rants keep America both informed and entertained! From dissecting complex legal issues on "The Mark Levin Show" to tirelessly championing liberty at Landmark Legal Foundation, your bold voice resonates louder than a Supreme Court gavel.

Congratulations also on your continued literary success, most notably with "Ameritopia," a book so compelling it single-handedly raised conservative caffeine consumption. Thanks for boldly articulating timeless truths—and scolding Congress harder than anyone else dares! May this year bring you even more opportunities to educate politicians...and perhaps give liberals another reason or two for heartburn.