Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on March 16, 1937)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Mark Lewin, "The Purple Haze"! Another year older and still piling up victories faster than you pile-drive opponents into submission. Your signature move—the package piledriver—is as timelessly epic as your ability to rock purple tights without shame.

From electrifying crowds worldwide with unforgettable matches, you've proven that age is just a number—though we suspect yours might be classified information! May this birthday bring laughter louder than ringside cheers and cake sweeter than victory itself. Keep dazzling us all; after all these years in wrestling's spotlight, you're clearly not tapping out anytime soon!