Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on January 20, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Mark Malkoff! From your legendary Starbucks marathon—proving once and for all that caffeine is indeed a superpower—to surviving the comedic trenches of "The Colbert Report," you've shown us there's no challenge too quirky or caffeinated. Your adventures continue to inspire laughter (and perhaps mild concern) among fans everywhere.

Here's wishing you another year filled with hilarious stunts, creative filmmaking triumphs, and fewer espresso-induced jitters. May this birthday be as memorable as visiting every Manhattan Starbucks in one day—but hopefully less exhausting! Keep making life funnier; we can't wait to see what you'll brew up next.