38 years old (Born on May 08, 1987)
Happy Birthday, Mark Noble! West Ham's forever-young midfield maestro—since 2004 you've been bossing the pitch with more loyalty than most people show their Netflix subscriptions. From captaining your beloved Hammers to unforgettable victories and penalty kicks cooler than a London breeze, you're truly Mr. Claret-and-Blue.Though England capped you at every youth level from U16 through U21 (seriously FA, what happened?), we all know you're East London's finest export since pie and mash. May your birthday be filled with laughter—and may VAR never overturn any of life's happiest moments for you!
Cheers to another year as legendary as yourself!