70 years old (Born on November 17, 1954)
Happy Birthday, Mark! Who knew that swapping handcuffs for typewriters would turn out to be your greatest heist yet? Your novels have stolen hearts faster than any bank job ever could. You've proven once and for all that the pen truly is mightier—and funnier—than the sword.From infamous escapades to bestselling pages, you've certainly had a life worth writing about (and reading!). Here's hoping this birthday brings you more plot twists of laughter and fewer run-ins with authority figures. Keep turning those gritty tales into literary gold; after all, crime may not pay—but storytelling sure does!