Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on September 21, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Mark Scharf! Celebrating another year of your brilliant wit and unmatched talent—clearly, you're aging better than the leftovers in "Get Stuffed." Your plays like "Lizard Brains" and "White on Rice" have not only entertained audiences but also reminded us that life's absurdities are best handled with humor and heart.

From award-winning scripts to captivating performances, you've consistently proven that whispers ("The Whispers of Saints," anyone?) can indeed speak louder than shouts. May this birthday bring you as much joy as your work has brought laughter and insight to countless theatergoers. Here's to many more standing ovations ahead!