Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on January 29, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Mark Stein! The man whose goals lit up Stoke City and made defenders wish they'd stayed home. From clinching the Football League Second Division title in 1993 to being crowned Player of the Year—your boots were clearly magic!

And let's not forget your glory days at Luton Town, lifting that memorable Football League Cup trophy back in '88. Your legendary strikes still echo through stadiums (and haunt goalkeepers' dreams). Here's hoping today brings you as much joy as you've given fans over the years—and may your celebrations be more accurate than a penalty kick from Stein!