Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on September 06, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Mark Teahen! From your days dazzling fans with clutch hits and smooth glove work in Kansas City to bringing versatility and hustle to the White Sox lineup, you've always been baseball's favorite journeyman. Who else could make playing nearly every position look so effortless—and still keep a sense of humor about it?

Whether launching timely home runs or flashing leather at third base (and first...and outfield...), you made each stop memorable. Your career might have taken you across multiple teams, but your charm and grit left lasting impressions everywhere.

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your utility skills—cheers!