Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on October 25, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Mark Vlasic! You might have hung up your cleats back in '93, but fans still fondly recall those laser-sharp passes you threw for the Chargers, Chiefs, and Buccaneers. Your NFL days may be behind you—but hey—your legendary status as everyone's favorite backup quarterback remains undefeated!

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer blitzes and more cake slices than ever before. May your celebrations today rival that memorable touchdown pass against Denver or Kansas City’s thrilling victories during your tenure. Cheers to another year of being timelessly awesome—and always ready on the sidelines (just in case)!