Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on May 01, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Mark Whitacre! You're truly one-of-a-kind—after all those FBI informant days and almost eight years behind bars, you've certainly earned the title of most interesting guy at any party. Who else can casually drop undercover stories while enjoying cake?

But seriously, your resilience inspires everyone who hears your story. From whispers to whistleblowing; from setbacks to bouncing back with positivity—you've set quite an example for turning life's wild twists into opportunities for growth (and great conversation starters). Here’s wishing you another year filled with laughter-worthy adventures—but hopefully fewer wiretaps!

Cheers and many happy returns on this unforgettable day!