Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on July 15, 1956)

Hey Marky, happy birthday to the guy who kept punk rock beats thunderously alive and managed to survive touring with The Ramones for nearly two decades! Your relentless rhythm gave us classics like "I Wanna Be Sedated" and propelled countless mosh pits into legendary chaos. Honestly, no one else can make frantic drumming look so effortlessly cool.

Recently, your podcasts and live DJ gigs continue proving you're still the ultimate authority on all things punk-rock coolness. Here's wishing you another year that's as timelessly awesome (and delightfully loud) as your tenure behind the kit—just please don't blow out too many candles at once; we need those eardrums intact!