Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on January 13, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Marnick Vermijl! From your glorious debut with Manchester United in 2012, you've been tirelessly sprinting up and down the flanks. While most people get exhausted just watching from the sofa, let's face it—you've managed to perfect the art of seamlessly turning defense into attack (and occasionally leaving opposing wingers regretting their life choices).

Over the years, your perseverance and tactical awareness continue to stand out—proof that defenders can indeed have flair. Here's hoping today you're treated like royalty—no managers yelling orders, no tackles to make; just cake, celebration, and maybe a replay or two of your brightest moments. Cheers!