Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on March 18, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Marnie Stern! Your guitar riffs are so legendary, even air guitars bow down in awe. From shredding stages to crafting albums that redefine indie rock—your talent is timeless and your energy contagious. Honestly, we're still trying to figure out how you manage those lightning-fast finger-tapping solos without setting the fretboard on fire!

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic performances and endless creativity. May your days be as vibrant as your music—and may critics continue scratching their heads wondering how one person can pack so much awesomeness into every note. Rock on forever, Marnie!