32 years old (Born on February 28, 1993)
Happy Birthday, Marquis Teague! From your dazzling debut with the Chicago Bulls back in 2012 to those lightning-fast crossovers that left defenders dizzy—your moves on court have always been smoother than birthday cake frosting. Watching you orchestrate plays was like seeing a maestro conduct an orchestra...only instead of violins and cellos, it involved sneakers squeaking and basketballs swishing.Here's hoping this year brings even more highlight-worthy moments both on and off the hardwood. May your jump shots stay sharp, assists plentiful—and may Father Time continue being as kind to you as you've been unkind to opposing defenses over these years!