Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 10, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Martellus Bennett! At 6'6", you're not just another candle on the cake—you are officially a towering landmark! Ever since your NFL debut with the Dallas Cowboys back in 2008, you've proven taller isn't always slower. Your swift moves and epic catches made defenders question their life choices on every play.

From snagging balls mid-air as if reaching cookies off the top shelf to showing admirable spirit and humor both on-field and off—your presence has been unforgettable. As you celebrate this special day, remember: birthdays are like touchdown passes—you’ve had plenty already, but there’s always room for more highlights!