Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on August 25, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Martin Amis! May your celebration be as delightfully grotesque and satirically sharp as the literary worlds you've masterfully crafted. From "Money" to "London Fields," you've skewered capitalism with such wit that even Wall Street bankers chuckle nervously while checking their portfolios.

Your novels remain timelessly relevant—proving once again that greed, vanity, and absurdity never go out of style. Here's hoping this birthday brings you more success than John Self's questionable investments and fewer complications than Keith Talent’s darts career. Cheers to another year filled with brilliant satire—and may your pen forever stay sharper than capitalist ambition!