Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 07, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Martin Caceres! You're the defender who tackled attackers (and hairstyles!) with equal flair since joining Juventus in 2012. From your fearless tackles and trademark hairbands, you've reminded us all that style and defense can truly coexist. Watching you hoist trophies in Serie A has been as timeless as your iconic man-bun.

And let's not forget your powerhouse performances for Uruguay since 2007! From Copa Americas to World Cups, you've defended like every day was a final match (or at least like Suarez promised you free barbecue afterward). Keep aging like fine wine—rock-solid defending never goes out of style!