Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on May 23, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Martin McGuinness! From navigating the stormy seas of politics to running for President in 2011, you've certainly shown us how to handle pressure with grace—and a dash of Irish charm. Your journey from deputy First Minister has been nothing short of legendary; who else could make peace negotiations look like an Olympic sport?

Here's wishing you another year filled with success and perhaps fewer election campaigns—after all, even superheroes need rest occasionally! May your birthday be as memorable as your speeches and far less stressful than counting votes. Cheers to you, Martin—the man who's always presidential material!