Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on September 14, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Martin Whitcombe! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the 'wiser' part. Your legendary scrums for Leeds and Leicester in the 80s and 90s are unforgettable; rumour has it some opponents still wake up sweating from nightmares of your tackles!

Even though you've hung up those boots (thankfully for opposing props everywhere), your legacy remains timeless. May this birthday bring you as much joy as that epic try-saving tackle or a perfectly executed scrum on a muddy Saturday afternoon.

Cheers to another year of laughter, good health—and fewer aches than after facing Bath away!