Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on August 13, 1975)

Happy Birthday Marty Turco, the man who guarded Dallas Stars' net so fiercely that even Chuck Norris would second-guess shooting a puck your way! Your historic franchise records in wins, shutouts, and minutes-played still have goal scorers waking up in cold sweats. Rumor has it some forwards retired early just to avoid facing you anymore.

As legendary as your saves were, let's also salute how tank-like those goalie pads looked—you clearly took Timeless Fashion Advice 101 seriously. Wishing you laughs louder than arena cheers today; may this birthday be sweeter than every opposing team's heartbreak combined. Cheers, Marty!