Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on February 13, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Mary Beth! Another year wiser and still scripting your greatest hits. From Paramount to Universal to 20th Century Fox—you've penned stories that made us laugh, cry, and occasionally spill popcorn in excitement. Your scripts are timeless classics—much like you!

And let's not forget those legendary USC years (1994-2009), shaping young screenwriters into Hollywood's finest storytellers. Rumor has it Spielberg himself took notes from your lectures—but hey, that's just what we heard.

Here's wishing the happiest of birthdays to a brilliant writer whose life story deserves its own blockbuster screenplay—with plenty more sequels ahead!