Let's make this birthday one to remember.

72 years old (Born on August 19, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Mary Matalin! You've navigated the wild world of politics with wit sharper than a debate moderator's glare and grace smoother than bipartisan compromise. Your legendary ability to balance opposing viewpoints—often under one roof—is nothing short of miraculous.

From your insightful commentary that keeps pundits on their toes, to your bestselling books offering wisdom wrapped in humor, you've proven time and again you're more timeless than political gridlock itself. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching election night results roll in—with popcorn ready—and may your year ahead be filled with victories sweeter than campaign promises!