Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on November 29, 1953)

Happy birthday to Mary Schmich, the Pulitzer Prize-winning wordsmith through whose insightful columns we finally understood life's simple rule: "Wear sunscreen!" May your celebration be as timeless and wise—and slightly wacky—as your legendary graduation essay.

From capturing Chicago's bustling heartbeats at the Tribune all those memorable years, to earning journalism’s highest honor in 2012 for commentary that made us laugh, think deeply, or simply nod in delighted agreement. Your laser-sharp wit remains unmatched; here's hoping today involves cake rather than deadlines!

Cheers to more laughter-filled birthdays ahead—because clearly you're mastering life far beyond just wearing sunscreen!