Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 14, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Mathis Bolly! You're faster than a cheetah chasing its lunch and smoother on the pitch than ice cream melting in July. Ever since your debut with Fortuna Düsseldorf and Ivory Coast's national team back in 2013, you've been sprinting past defenders like they're standing still—leaving them wondering if they accidentally wore concrete boots.

From dazzling midfield runs to unforgettable goals that made fans jump higher than kangaroos at a trampoline park—you've given us countless reasons to cheer. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought supporters over the years—and may your speed never slow down (unless it's for cake)!