Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on November 26, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Matt Carpenter! You've swung your bat better than most swing their dance moves—especially back in 2013 when you rocked that Cardinal red all the way to an All-Star debut. Your impeccable mustache and clutch hits are legendary; we suspect pitchers still dream nervously about facing you.

Now another year older (but ageless at heart), may your celebrations feel sweeter than a walk-off homer soaring over Busch Stadium's wall. As trusty as your fielding glove or those mighty doubles you've smacked down the line, here's wishing more success—and perhaps fewer strikeouts celebrating too hard tonight! Stay awesome, Carp!