Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on August 12, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Matt Danowski! Another year older and still dodging defenders better than most dodge responsibilities. Four-time All-American honors? Check. Atlantic Conference Player of the Year in 2005 with Duke University? Double check. Clearly, age is just a number when you've got moves smoother than birthday cake frosting.

Here's hoping your special day scores as many laughs and cheers as you did goals on the field—effortlessly impressive yet always humble (well...mostly). Keep inspiring us all by proving that greatness never goes out of style—even if those college highlight reels are starting to look suspiciously vintage now! Cheers, legend!