Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 11, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Matt Desalvo! From your unforgettable MLB debut with the Yankees in 2007 to stepping onto the mound for Atlanta in 2008, you've always known how to pitch a great story. Your fastball might have been impressive, but it's your timeless charm and humor that truly knocked it out of the park.

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as striking out big-league hitters or hearing Yankee Stadium cheer you on. May every year ahead bring more laughs than curveballs—and fewer candles than pitches thrown during extra innings! Cheers to another fantastic inning around life's diamond—happy birthday!