Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 27, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Matt Drudge! Whether breaking headlines or sparking conversations from coast to coast via The Drudge Report, you've always managed to deliver the news faster than anyone—even before most politicians have had their morning coffee. Rumor has it your website refresh button gets more clicks daily than an elevator call button at rush hour!

Here's wishing you another year filled with groundbreaking scoops and headline-grabbing exclusives that keep journalists on their toes. May this birthday top even your best reports—bold-fonted and memorable—leaving competitors scrambling for second place as usual.

Cheers to a legendary newshound whose source is quicker than Wi-Fi in Washington D.C.!