Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on May 13, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Matt Greene! You're the only guy who could turn blocking pucks and delivering bone-crunching hits into an art form. From your rookie days with Edmonton in 2005 to hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup twice with the Kings in 2012 and 2014, you've always been a champion at making opponents reconsider their career choices.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those playoff beard-growing skills of yours—epic, intimidating, and slightly terrifying. May you celebrate today like it's Game Seven all over again: big smiles, bigger laughs, and absolutely no penalties for excessive cake-eating. Cheers to another year of greatness!