Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on July 25, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Matt Harold! From your dazzling debut with Grays Athletic back in 2001 to those unforgettable goals at Yeovil Town and Wycombe Wanderers, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Rumor has it defenders still wake up sweating from nightmares of your sneaky headers!

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as that time you effortlessly danced past opponents like they were traffic cones. May the candles on your cake be easier to blow out than beating a keeper one-on-one—though we know you'd nail both anyway! Cheers to another year of epic celebrations and timeless memories!