Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 16, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Matt Harrison! May your special day sink right into the strike zone of happiness—just like that legendary sinker you threw during your incredible 18-win All-Star season with the Texas Rangers in 2012. Left-handed pitchers might be rare gems, but lefties who can make batters swing at air are even rarer!

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable and timeless as those thrilling moments on the mound when hitters helplessly watched your pitches dive out of reach. Keep celebrating life’s victories just like you celebrated each big win back then—with style, humor, and a perfectly placed pitch!