Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 22, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Matt Jarvis! The winger with pace so fiery he could leave defenders lost in their own shadow. Ever since lighting up the pitch at Wolves and joining West Ham United back in 2012, you've dazzled us by sprinting like cheetahs envy your boots. Your England debut in 2011 still holds a special place—proving you’re not just Premier League quality but internationally lovable.

Through ups, downs and lightning-quick crosses (we're sure Andy Carroll misses those golden deliveries), your talent shone brighter than Big Sam's chewing gum stash on match day. Wishing you goals sweeter than birthday cake today!